''I had just made a drop in Carmarthen when the boss calls and tells me to pick up this urgent package from Newport and get it to the airport in time to catch a flight to Dublin.
I told him there was no way I could make it in time, but he just kept saying how important this new contract was to the future of the business – our jobs in other words – so I went for it, got flashed twice for speeding and still didn’t make the flight in time.
A couple of weeks after, the boss gets two Notices of Intended Prosecution asking him who was driving that particular van at the time. To be fair, he tried to cover up by saying he couldn’t remember but, of course, it didn’t stop there. When they told him that he could be facing a £1000 fine for not naming the driver, he had to own up and put me in the frame.''